It isn't easy being a developer. They code all day, debug all night and go through thousands of code lines trying to clear up all possible messes before going live with their code. Sometimes, it takes a fellow developer to understand the hardships of another developer. The same can be said of their jokes.
In this post, we have collected a handful of jokes, that have been floating around the Web, which showcase a developer's sense of humor. Don't worry if you don't get all of them - just get a programmer to explain it to you.
Programmer (noun.)
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Q: what's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance
Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both become useless when you open windows.
"I don't see women as objects.
I consider each to be in a class of her own."
#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}
What did the web developer say to the cute girl?
<head></head>
When I was younger I wanted to be a film developer
But then I realized I didn't want to sit in a dark room alone with a bunch of negative people
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
This funny IT contractor joke was first posted by Phil Factor.
“An IT contractor goes to the gates of Heaven. Very indignantly, he says to St Peter, “Look here, I was only 45 so why did I have to die? It’s not fair.” St Peter stares back with a puzzled frown and leaves through the golden book. “Hey, that’s odd. According to the hours you’ve claimed for, you’re 120.”
This year instead of presents I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited.